"Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling." -Walter Sobchak

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." -Dude

"I didn't buy it a fucking beer, Dude. It's not taking your fucking turn." -Walter Sobchak

"Smokey, this is not Nam, this is bowling, there are rules." -Walter Sobchak

"You gotta buck up, man. You can't drag this negative energy into the tournament." -Walter Sobchak

"Obviously, you do not want to be cheered up. C'mon Donnie, let's grab a lane." -Walter Sobchak

"Donny, who loved bowling." -Walter Sobchak

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